Saturday, December 29, 2007

2007's Out Like Shout, Searchles Takes on '08 With Starry-eyes and Big Plans

Well everybody else seems to be doing it...it's time to reflect on the year-gone-by. It was a big year for Searchles, a big year for the 'interweb', a big year for pomegranates and their martini counterparts - a special thanks to Oprah. We're pretty much waiting for the Winfrey-beast to blow up our spot too. Exciting changes we implemented this year? User-ratings, switching our homepage to top-rated content, Searchles TV, SEARCHLES TV REMASH, quietly badmouthing Digg to ourselves around the office, updating our network search button...as you can see, Dumbfounder's been working hard - sacrificing a Redskins game or two for the greater good.

What can we expect for 2008? I think hipsters will go out of style, there will be a resurgence of Shelley Long movies, and Searchles site enhancements will rock you like a hurricane. Expect an even better, more-relatable homepage as well as some other exciting announcements early on in '08 that are just too hot to share on this here blog. Are there certain features you've been dying to see on Searchles that will better your Searchles experience? Don't hesitate to let us know - email info@searchles.com and be gentle. On that note, 2007...it's been real. Bring on the primaries...and check out this Top Viral Videos of 2007 channel:

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Ode to the Net: "T'was the Ny.te b4 Xmas 2.0"

Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the net
The good people were chatting
They'd never actually met

The exchanging of pics
Reminding selves time and again
That the hot chicks in the inbox
Weren't actually old men (right)

The newsfeeds were flowing
The friend requests waning
Stalking ex-girlfriends pics
Becomes emotionally draining

On twitter, on bebo
On flickr, on reddit
They're tracking this crap
So I best not regret it

Roll over to Perez
For good tidings and just maybe
He's finished up tweaking
Over Jamie Lynn's baby

They link-to, they link-back
And they blog and they post
Santa just might bring in
Ten unique visitors at most

But we keep on, we love it
We can't get enough
Of this networking, bookmarking,
And blogging and stuff

So I will change my fb status
To everyone's (no one's) delight
Merry Christmas to all
And please look at my site

Cheers.

Tuesday, December 4, 2007

Searchles and the Magical Mystery Video Tour

We're reaching back into our YouTube past to bring you the Searchles Magical Mystery Video tour - all our faves. So laugh, cry, and share with thousands of your closests friends! Below the channel here is a descriptive "what it is" and a completely subjective "my favorite part". Do you disagree strongly? Tell me using strong words in comments.




Video #1 - Searchles: Social Threesome Gameshow

What it is: An all-around explanation of what it is we do here at Searchles and how using Searchles benefits you most excellently. Please note use of hot babes, innuendo, and primary colors - those are just three of our favorite things.

My favorite part: The "real spark-plug in that engine" line (cheese-factor...high) and the genuine look of excited bewilderment on average Joe's face after discovering the truth about Searchles.


Video #2 - searchle it! Bookmarklet Tutorial

What it is: It's a "searchle it!" bookmarklet tutorial.

My favorite part: The soothing voice and closing out the short and sweet video with smiley faces - leaves me all warm and fuzzy inside.


Video #3 - How to share your content, post to groups, reach the homepage!

What it is: A short film set to hot beats on how to get your posts, videos, and channels to the homepage - as well as how and why to save them to relevant groups...all to maximize your social searching potential.

My favorite part: The way dude seems to fall sideways out of the frame as if he's all "I'm getting out of the way NOW"...and the striped sweater.


Video #4 - Searchles TV Remash

What it is: Shows you how to use Remash and why you can no longer live without it - editing YouTube videos and mashing up the clips into one embeddable player.

My favorite part: The pretty flower arrangement behind average Joe's computer.


Video #5 - Dumbfounder's Chair


What it is: Somebody insulted Dumbfounder's chair - calling it fancy shmancy. The result was this counter-offensive video.

My favorite part: The camera work.


Video #6 - Caveman's Plea

What it is: Searchles' own Caveman pleading with the YouTube and web-surfing public to feed us videos.

My favorite part: Caveman pleading with the YouTube and web-surfing public to feed us videos.


Video #7 - A Dramatic Interpretation of Searchles - A Mockery of Stick Figures Near and Far

What it is: I really don't feel like getting into it.

My favorite part: Steve Guttenberg + spandex + Johnny 5 = Every woman's wildest fantasy....in 1986, maybe spilling over into '87.


Video #8 - Jo's Sweet Artistic Interpretation of Searchles

What it is: One of our users, artist J.O., took some time out of her busy schedule to make a sweet video for us. Check it.

My favorite part: Some of my favorite groups and users make quick cameos!