Ode to the Net: "T'was the Ny.te b4 Xmas 2.0"

Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the net
The good people were chatting
They'd never actually met

The exchanging of pics
Reminding selves time and again
That the hot chicks in the inbox
Weren't actually old men (right)

The newsfeeds were flowing
The friend requests waning
Stalking ex-girlfriends pics
Becomes emotionally draining

On twitter, on bebo
On flickr, on reddit
They're tracking this crap
So I best not regret it

Roll over to Perez
For good tidings and just maybe
He's finished up tweaking
Over Jamie Lynn's baby

They link-to, they link-back
And they blog and they post
Santa just might bring in
Ten unique visitors at most

But we keep on, we love it
We can't get enough
Of this networking, bookmarking,
And blogging and stuff

So I will change my fb status
To everyone's (no one's) delight
Merry Christmas to all
And please look at my site

Cheers.